If your house plants could talk to you, what would they say?

Ya know, I've been in this pot for 8 years, I need a bigger one, not so much water, I'm getting root rot. And dang, do you know how hot that sun is? I'm a shade plant, thank you! Please remember, fertilizer every two months, but not in the winter, I need to rest. And by the way, I need a bit of a breeze now and then so I can have strong healthy stems that are flexible so I won't break when a real stiff one comes along. And could you please keep the grandkids away from me, they are picking me to death . . . . . . . . . . . .

If your house plants could talk to you, what would they say?
If they are droopy,they would be asking to be moved to a cooler place or asking for a drink of water if they are bright and bubbly they are happy play some music to them and make them feel wanted.John akathecompostman
Reply:My plants would say " I take very good care of them " They are healthy plants .
Reply:They would say, "HEY!!! HOWS ABOUT SOME FREAKIN' WATER OVER HERE!!!".
Reply:How about a drink of water on a regular basis...I'm dying here...cough cough. lol
Reply:Move me closer to the window.
Reply:WHY DID YOU LET ME DIE?





LMAO I can't grow a plant to save my life. They always die, I have one right now that is dying.
Reply:The old adage is "if walls could talk what would they say?" applies here.





What they would say is something that no one would want them to say for the secrets they know as we are truly ourselves we no one else is around.





The lesson here is to look at our-self and see how we need to be a better person in G-D then if the plants could talk they would say; we live a life pleasing to G-D and to our fellow humans and animals.
Reply:Water me adleast once a week,please.I'm busy and I forget alot....
Reply:Water please, pretty please w/sugar on top
Reply:Why did you pee on me!
Reply:fertilizer, please with a side of water......
Reply:I'm glad they don't! Oh the embarrassment
Reply:I often wonder if they know things about science and the spirit world that we don't. Then again im a freaking fruit loop.
Reply:I am not a baby why do you talk to me like that?
Reply:I wish I was a outside plant so I could ask you to pull the blinds
Reply:"Why did you let me die?"
Reply:Mine would say "Get the dust off my leaves and give me some fertilizer". " I might as well be a fake plant, for all you care!".
Reply:I hope they would lie, and say, "you are soooo beautiful ! "


LOL
Reply:Hey u lazy bastard, can I get some water please?
Reply:please stop smoking inside
Reply:i love you so much, you're totally awesome and cool
Reply:Water me PLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASSSEEEEEEEEE
Reply:feed me!!
Reply:I need waterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr please!!
Reply:"Lay of the acid"